Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Area 51 exists, its so secret everyone knows about it.

Area 51, is a touchy subject, everyone thinks they have aliens hidden in a secret military base that no one knows bout it. That's how secret it is. We have pictures to prove Aliens exist, we have old footage of seeing Aliens come and go, people claiming to have seen them, and taking lie detector test's, failing, but still claiming their story to be true. What if the Aliens knew we would make them take a test so they put something in his/her blood that would always fail the test? ever think of that? I didn't think so...

It would clearly make sense, seeing how they are far more advanced than us, with lasers and flying machines, able to go in space, we don't even go out there anymore...
The infamous corn rings you say? well Alien ships leave those behind here on earth every now and again, they  are perfectly normal.
The Aliens planet is so far out there, we didn't know they exist, though they have found us. When they are flying close to earth, and when the mamma Alien is pregnant, they have to put it a corn field so it can live off the corn til it can fly away by its self. Hence, the space ship sized circle.
The reason the corn is gone, and not only mushed. Is because they are all All Gore followers and have decided to teach their youngen's to create gas from corn., and it last's for ever cause Aliens are smart like that...

So when you see a star flying over head, and it suddenly vanishes, think of Marvin, cause he is out there--somewhere, living like a true martian. .

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