Mounties are Conspiring...

Canada's lovable Mounties, also known as the "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" who say that they're responsible for "enforcing federal laws in Canada" have a secret that they're not telling Canadians. Their real goal is to take over the world in order to acquire every single chocolate bunny in the entire country. Haven't you Canadians noticed your dear beloved Mounties gaining a little bit of weight lately? (about 22.680 kilograms each, actually.) They are slowly but surely stealing all of the chocolate bunnies starting with Quebec and working their way around to Manitoba, sneaking into Ontario. So be careful dear Canadians. Hide your kids'(and spouses) chocolate bunny in a safe place because they're stealing every bunny out there.